3.26.2025

‘Why do we live in a car dealership?’

‘We have our pick of vehicles to choose from, to use for different purposes. I prefer sleeping in SUVs but for whatever reason hatchbacks are better for cooking.’

‘The plumbing in the building is turned off.’

‘We’re better off out here. More choices.’

‘Where do we go to the bathroom?’

‘The Teslas are over there.’ 

*

‘What happened to the salesfolk?’

‘I imagine they all perished.’

‘We should have a service for them.’

‘I’ve been gathering subcompacts for that very purpose.’

‘You’re very thoughtful.’

‘Thank you for noticing. Here, have a Volkswagen.’

‘That’s okay, I already have some. By the way I think we should sleep in separate Jettas. It doesn’t mean we don’t love each other.’

*

‘We should go somewhere.’

‘If you think that’s wise.’

‘How many cars should we bring?’

‘Depends on how far we’re going.’

‘There’s a place I saw in one of the brochures inside. There’s a cliff and a sunset.’

‘Let’s take the one in the photo then.’

‘We’re going to need more than that.’

‘I’ve been experimenting with fitting cars inside other cars. With your help we can get at least four Fiats inside that Subaru.’

‘You make me Toyota strong.'

*new guest artist: Bee Kay aka Dr. Brian Kemp PhD aka my old pal Brian. I have plenty to say about this guy and his work but will save it for Friday. He calls this series 'Tetris Decoded'.